Letterman had secret shag pad above Sullivan theater

In creepy pee-paw news:

An ex-“Late Show” intern unmasked herself Saturday as one of David Letterman’s former flings – and sources revealed the randy funnyman keeps a bachelor pad atop the Ed Sullivan Theater.

“I was madly in love with him at the time,” said Holly Hester. “I would have married him. He was hilarious.”

WTF is with Dave Letterman that he is able to get so many girls to cheat with him? Are they visually impaired? Were they attracted by his power, the fact that he could hire or fire them? Seriously, WHAT GIVES.