What? You mean people who paid $1200+ to shake hands with the inventor of the Internet now won’t get to do so? Oh horrors of horrors! From the Washington Times:
Former Vice President Al Gore on Thursday abruptly canceled a Dec. 16 personal appearance that was to be staged during the United Nations’ Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen, which begins next week.
As described in The Washington Times’ Inside the Beltway column Tuesday, the multimedia public event to promote Mr. Gore’s new book, “Our Choice,” included $1,209 VIP tickets that granted the holder a photo opportunity with Mr. Gore and a “light snack.”
Noes! No more light snack?
“We have had a clear-cut agreement, and it is unusual with great disappointment that we have to announce that Al Gore cancels. We had a huge expectation for the event. . . . We do not yet know the detailed reasons for the cancellation,” said Lisbeth Knudsen, CEO of Berlingske Media, in a statement posted by the company.
Let’s not be silly. We all know why. Al Gore is the crude, derogatory slang for the female copulatory organ. Scientists whose data was used to validate the fabricated green market and carbon credits were shown as liars and now the entire religious theory of global warming has been called to the mat – as if it wasn’t already by many in the scientific community, a theory that has about as much credibility as the existence of manbearpig.