Reason #5 Why I Love Alvin Greene

I don’t care who is behind this guy, Democrat, Republican – or if no one is – it’s genius, unintentional genius.

#5: Greene’s economic plan:

“Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That’s something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It’s not something a typical person would bring up. That’s something that could happen, that makes sense. It’s not a joke.”

#4 His t-shirt which he wears for a national television interview:

I want one. I’m serious. Without the “for senate” part. And I would buy the little doll of him.