Jan Schakowsky Blasphemes Against Star Wars

And I’m not talking about that heinous Power Point presentation that looks as though it was done by a toddler using Corel Draw. Here’s my slogan for Shakowsky:

JAN SCHAKOWSKY: A COMIC SANS KIND OF GIRL

I’m talking about repurposing the hallmark of scifi Americana for a cheap partisan attack against conservatives.

Duh, everyone knows that the evil Empire wanted to suppress free trade, over-regulate, and control the galaxy, much in the same way that socio-progressive policies believe in heavy government regulation of the private sector and individual mandates that penalize people for not choosing government health care. Shakowsky is a Paplatine sycophant, I suspect she lacks the force sensitivity to even register as a Sith apprentice.

Sorry, Schakowsky but as a Star Wars nerd I personally reject your rudimentary knowledge and bastardized galactic analogies.

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